I was on one of my first post-divorce dates and being quizzed by my “date” – which I put in quotes because I do not believe an offer to meet me at the Starbucks next door to his office counts as a date, it’s at best a meeting and, frankly, felt more like a job […]
September 8, 2012 by 10 Comments
Choose Joy or Else People Will Think You Are Vain
I discovered something disturbing about myself recently. My knees have started to wrinkle. I only noticed this because I was trying to apply lip stuff while driving to a business meeting. I say “stuff” because I would like to say that I was gliding on Urban Decay’s hip new shade of “Hobo Vomit” pink but I […]
July 10, 2012 by 2 Comments
When You Can’t See Normal From Where You Are
The hotel was not quite as air-conditioned as the website suggested. As in, it was not air-conditioned at all, but there was a large window that could be opened. Even at 2 o’clock in the morning it was in the 90’s with 90% humidity. I could not sleep and I was pissed off about it. […]
